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The vast majority of my friends smoke weed here, but they typiy show a little respect and don't do it in front of me. I don't have anything against weed, for the record, and I'd be all for its legalization. I just don't personally like it, so there's that. Let's see, what else? Ah yes, I love writing, reading, and pretty much every closet nerd thing you can think of. Star Wars, video games, anime, you name it, I'm probably into it. Except Star Trek, because I mean only complete GEEKS like that shit, right? I am very much into making other people laugh and I really enjoy laughing myself. I do it nigh constantly when I'm out with friends or at work. Typiy, the people around me are, too. I'm also a very sincere person, very loyal, and very honest. I'm blunt, too, which has an awesome knack for backfiring on me in a huge way, but that's mostly with people who don't know me very well. Which is pretty much everyone, now that I think about it. 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